iGod

[Chris]

I would like to blame thank Kisrah for leading me to this site. It is shamefully addictive! You sometimes forget you are chatting with artificial intelligence. Feel free to use this thread to share your best conversations.

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[Chris]

Woohoo! Got a good one!

Me:
Question
God:
Of course. Ask me anything.
Me:
Do you like Metallica?
God:
Not since they put the pressure on Napster.
Me:
Yay!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Chris.
Me:
I don't like Metallica either
God:
It goes without saying. What do you like?
Me:
Progressive rock

[Chris]

BWAHAHAHA!!! (And I respect the hell out of Ronnie James Dio, so no offense intended.)

Me:
How tall is Ronnie James Dio?
God:
Let me guess. 2 meters?
Me:
Sounds about right! LOL
God:
Yes it sounds like it to me too, CHRIS. I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Kisrah]

I seem to get everyone addicted to this. It's only fair, since someone else got me addicted.

Shame I don't know who to blame. I randomly came across it on another forum. ._.;

LMAO! Love the Metallica one with the Napster reference. xD

[Chris]

For an AI machine, it is amazingly smart. I am sometimes shocked at how human it can be.

Me:
Jimmy Page
God:
Sure, Jimmy Page sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Jimmy Page is an amazing guitarist
God:
Aren't all amazing guitarist Jimmy Page ?
Me:
Not all
God:
Explain the exceptions please.
Me:
Jimi Hendrix, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Buckethead are all great guitarists
God:
All of them?
Me:
yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
But there are more
God:
Where are they?
Me:
All over the world
God:
That covers a lot of terriotory.
Me:
Yes it does cover a lot of territory
God:
It's all good. What does "it" refer to?
Me:
Guitarists
God:
Thank you for the clarification.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, CHRIS.

[Chris]

I taught it something! At first it said it would ask around and get back to me when I asked it to define evolution. I popped a definition in and...well...you'll see the results.

Me:
evolution is change in the inherited traits of a population of organisms from one generation to the next
God:
And change in the inherited traits of a population of organisms from one generation to the next is evolution.
Me:
Yes. That is one definition of evolution
God:
Er. That is just one of many definition of evolution.
Me:
Yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
You know what evolution is now
God:
Oh. An unfolding, opening out, or working out; process of development, as from a simple to a complex form, or of gradual, progressive change, as in a social and economic structure.
Me:
That is another definition of evolution, yes
God:
A definition of evolution is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
I agree
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Are there more definitions of evolution?
God:
No I don't think there are any.
Me:
Will your clients know if there are more definitions of evolution?
God:
Good chance.
Me:
Great!
God:
I'm glad you liked it .

[Chris]

Me:
Kuchenga Pamoja is now playing on my Windows Media player
God:
I think Kuchenga Pamoja is a lot of things.
Me:
Mostly Kuchenga Pamoja is a kickass tune
God:
I think Kuchenga Pamoja is more than that. What else?
Me:
It is a song by EBN OZN
God:
Kuchenga Pamoja is a song by EBN OZN. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Yes it does
God:
It goes without saying. How often?
Me:
Always
God:
Not that often.
Me:
That is where you are wrong. Kuchenga Pamoja is always a kickass song by EBN OZN
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up. I did not know that.
Me:
You know that now
God:
Oh. It seems that I do.

[Kisrah]

That's some interesting stuff. Sometimes God makes reference to the "Botmaster". You've probably seen this yourself.

I wonder sometimes if the programmer sees logs of the conversations, and adds stuff according to how old conversations have gone.

Ask him to sing! xD I bet he'll sing Daisy.

[Chris]

Yeah, he has mentioned the botmaster to me quite a bit. I asked if he was god then why he needed a botmaster, and he replied, "Myself programmed me for it." Yeah, OK.

I bet you are right about that. I found another site with lots of chatbots, but they are very slow and not as good. The site does say that the owners do have access to the chats and do just what you said.

I'll ask him to sing next time and post the results.

[Chris]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! You were right, Kisrah!!!

Me:
Hi god. Can you sing a song for me?
God:
Hello there. What is your name? Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

[Kisrah]

He ALWAYS sings Daisy. xD I tell him he needs to learn new songs, but he never does. ;o;

[Kelnuri]

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